Chain Story Event: Ghost-Hunt in the Outpost
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Event Transcript
Ghost Story Summary
Intro, Rules
Lights go out…
Vic sees Thor and Ray
Standing around looking oddly innocent.
There's a vibe of whisky.
Vic heard a strainge whooshing noise overhead
Suddenly, lights out again
Vic looks up towards the whooshing
But couldn't see anything
Lights on and off again
Casting dark shadows across the floor
"Thor, stop making that whooshing sound"
"Fix those blasted lights,' yelled
Vic toward Thor and Ray
But they could not hear, for they
"Where's that noise coming from?" said
Ray, who had just removed his
Comm badge to investigate the anomalies
With his buddy Thor
And Thor's hammer
And ray's Buttspider
Which was mighty hairy ineed
Voices start to come from the walls
The voices are loud. They say, "
Your blood shall be
Boiled with paprika"
The voices laughed at their
THROBBIE and his THROBBING hammer in action
"such inelegant aptitude won't be tolerated"
Doors start to open and close on their own
Ray slams his fist down and
Thor calls for backup
"Who you gonna call?" asks Ray
"the busters of ghost"
Muttering about word limit confines, Thor
Felt the air suddenly get cold
The door opens and a ghostbuster arrives, it's
The ISA
And Agent Mulder looking terrified and confused
"You called?" he asked
Ray, disappointed, wanted ghostbuster Ray, replied
"we wanted ghostbuster Ray"
Agent mulder began to cry
All of a sudden, two people beamed in
Scully and Ghostbuster Ray
Ray cheered for ghostbuster Ray,
Ate a marshmallow to celebrate, and
Relief showing through the lights continuing to flicker
Ghostbuster ray wielded his huge beautiful
Tiny google and thor's hammer, and
Asked, "where's the ghost at boys?"
"I wasn't born on Halloween, so
My buttspider will show us the
Pumpkin floating"
Vics eyes bugged out, he couldn't believe
All this time he
Was waiting for these guys to help
They were obviously doomed.
They considered running away and
Hiding in the basement
But the basement was full of
Spookyfish. Spookyfish everywhere.
Fading Vic yelled, Somebody help me!"
And they realised that they were
Trapped inside
Ray didn't mind. Nor did Thor
They loved the quiet time
And the basement was very cozy
It gave the brains time to
Marinate in thought-sauce, so they
Were thoughtfully tender. Beautifully fermented
The smell was delicious
And it had a hint of paprika
With a dash of ghostly ginger
Then they thought, "wait, is this
This is not normal"
But they weren't fans of normal
Nothing was ever normal around here
Ghosts, however, were more not normal.
*mulder was still sobbing in the corner*
So not normal, that Throbbie held
A giant spice rack of ideas
The motley crew all joined hands
…and heard the sounds of singing down the hallway
The song ewas very catchy
Everyone started twerking
Which caused Ray to hurt his
Buttspider, so thor went to get a
Hammer to start fixing stuff
Afterall, he's a manly man
And could fix anyting.
His shirt was way too tight
His hair was slicked back
With sweat from twerking.
After he fixed his buttspider, he
Rallied the troops to start spookifying.
Scully, Ghostbuster Ray and Mulder all rallied
To the screams from another room
It was Vic! Thor and Hobbie sprang to action..
Grabbing each other, they hastily
Ran to the door to try
To help Vic, but alas they
Slammed into a wall because
A poltergeist wanted to share whisky
And a wall had appeared.
Ray felt the wall with both hands.
He could not believe that wall.
Since walls are known to lie.
And the wall was no Thor's hammer
Or Vic's holographic body
So they blasted through to save
Those that were trapped
But the flying shrapnel hit
A mysterious figure who just emerged
From out of nowhere
Came the axe murderer
T'was none other than Guinan!
Giving sage advice and telling them
That they were in danger.
They clung to each other in fear.
Others more happy and frisky.
Which only escalated things even more
And made guinan more axe happy.
As she hacked and slashed towards
The hallway with the fusebox
To turn off the lights again
The darkness was soothing, romantic almost
It kissed the lips of unsuspecting
Holographic Vic
But she missed and got the buttspider