AJ![]() Planet: Onderon. Much can be said about AJ (some involving park benches, alcohol and
women), but the vast majority can be summed up thus, as spoken by those
who know him best:
"Class of '98. Most likely to become a Dictator." Yes, as you can see,
there is so much truth in such a short statement. However, I bid you
not to fear, for the way to prevent the man who would be king from
leading us all astray is to read between the lines, and use a rather
large roll of duct tape. Why did you want to become a senator? Well, I didn't. I had plans to go into gardening. However, there was
an... accident... in Iziz and they needed a new Senator. They had
heard about my skills with a lawn mower and offered me the job. I took
it straight away - the wages and... tips (read: bribes), were enough
to convince me. =) Why did you choose that planet? I like the scenery. =( I also enjoy Michiel's nickname for it... Onderpants. =) That is, Onderon is a quiet, unsuspecting planet. A perfect place to launch an invasion from. =) Describe your planet in five words or less. Like Britain, but better.Describe yourself in five words or less. A great & wonderful Dictator. And finally, a quote about pants: "I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further." |