AJ
"AJ, you'll either end up in parliament... or prison. Possibly both."

Planet: Onderon.
Role: Minister for Public Relations.


Much can be said about AJ (some involving park benches, alcohol and women), but the vast majority can be summed up thus, as spoken by those who know him best: "Class of '98. Most likely to become a Dictator." Yes, as you can see, there is so much truth in such a short statement. However, I bid you not to fear, for the way to prevent the man who would be king from leading us all astray is to read between the lines, and use a rather large roll of duct tape.

Is he telling the truth here? Would you trust AJ to run your country... or babysit your dog? You decide!


Why did you want to become a senator?

Well, I didn't. I had plans to go into gardening. However, there was an... accident... in Iziz and they needed a new Senator. They had heard about my skills with a lawn mower and offered me the job. I took it straight away - the wages and... tips (read: bribes), were enough to convince me. =)
OK, seriously. I joined because I wanted to help out the best I could and to try and better the Star Wars genre. Applying to the Senate seemed like the logical choice. How foolish of me. =( ;)


Why did you choose that planet?

I like the scenery. =( I also enjoy Michiel's nickname for it... Onderpants. =) That is, Onderon is a quiet, unsuspecting planet. A perfect place to launch an invasion from. =)


Describe your planet in five words or less.

Like Britain, but better.


Describe yourself in five words or less.

A great & wonderful Dictator.


And finally, a quote about pants:

"I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further."


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