"Never think of beheading as a punishment... think of it as entertainment for the rest of us."Planet: Tatooine.
Role: Minister for high-speed Transport.
Some say she came from beyond the very fabric of time itself simply by saying the word 'treacle'.
Others, say she she's only been working under the guise of a Trekkie because she secretly is George
Lucas, and would otherwise be spammed by every Darth on the face of MySpace. Yet more people believe
she is a clone of herself, and that the real person behind the person built the pyramids. All we
know is, she's called the Stig Amanda!
And now, live from Jabba's Palace, in her own words or those of her subordinates. Here's Amanda!
Why did you want to become a senator?
Thanks to Iain and his stupid transporter tinkering over in the Star Trek genre, I was whisked away to the Star Wars one. It's not so bad, so I decided to stay. But then I was promised a planet, some really cool dragons as pets, and the chance to spread the love of NASCAR to another galaxy far, far away... basically it was easy.Why did you choose that planet?
All the racing and dragons! I've got motor oil in my blood and I was promised I could do beheadings here without much fuss.Describe your planet in five words or less.
"Love of speed" and "hot".Describe yourself in five words or less.
Charismatic, sarcastic megalomaniac.And finally, a quote about pants:
"Your pants can deceive you; don't trust them."