ANTH
"I am the Walrus, goo, goo, g'joob!"

Planet: Tatooine.
Role: Minister for Astro-cartography.


Tatooine. Not only the hottest planet in the universe, but also a place Anth has visited enough to end up bringing most of the sand back in unusual bodily places. When not found sweeping this onto his own private beach, he can be seen lying about his age in the bath... no, wait, that should read lying about for ages in Bath. If you want a low down on space travel just lean close to his ear and shout Mars!

For the really good dirt, ask Jadzia. Failing that, read on:


Why did you want to become a senator?

Two words.... Jawa rights! You gotta love those little guys. I shot up the political ladder on Tatooine following my "Robes for Jawas" campaign. I was the guy that talked the old Jedi temple laundry into giving them all the Jedi robes that shrank in the wash.

Why did you choose that planet?

Suns, sand...and more sand. I admit, I did move there initially because I got a look at what I thought was a superb beach front apartment. I put on my swimming shorts on the first day there, and set about walking out to the sea. Two weeks later I was picked up by a sand crawler. A little burnt, and dehydrated, but fine.

Describe your planet in five words or less.

A wretched hive!

Describe yourself in five words or less.

Dreamer, explorer, and scoundrel.

And finally, a quote about pants:

"Mudhole? Slimy? My pants these are!"


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