HOBBIE
"I think you're under the impression that this is a democracy."

Planet: Adumar.
Role: Secretary of Recreational Culpability.


Blaming Hobbie has become an art form around the Outpost in recent months. There are whole groups dedicated to making certain that this denizen of the CCC can never rest until he takes responsibility for every last, tiny thing that befalls the innocent population of planet Earth. How did this come to pass? Should we blame Hobbie for the extinction of the Dodo? Where can you buy those "I blame Hobbie" T-shirts and mugs? Have you blamed your Hobbie today?

Remember, folks, blaming Hobbie is for life, not just for Christmas. Perhaps you can understand the reason why in the answers to these questions:


Why did you want to become a senator?

Politicians are the only people who receive more bribes than Trivia officials, I just had to get elected.


Why did you choose that planet?

It's the one where the elections were cheapest to buy Its inhabitants have a deep sense of honor and do not hesitate to fight for what they believe. I also find its traditions interesting and believe that the changes it will go through following its opening to the rest of the galaxy, in terms of technology, tourism, trade and military, will prove to be an interesting challenge. For the most part, though, I like how they value pilots.


Describe your planet in five words or less.

Nearly a nice vacation spot.


Describe yourself in five words or less.

Stuck-up, half-witted and scruffy looking.


And finally, a quote about pants:

"Two pants against a Star Destroyer?"

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