Location: Beyond the outer rim, south of the Rishi Maze, second star
to the right and straight on till morning.
Number of suns: 1, and yet still it rains.
Population: 1 Billion, all wet.
Capital: Tipoca city, the wettest city in the known worlds.
Leader/Prime Minister: Lama Su
Surface water: 100% ideal for water sports.
Major events: The Super Surf Party, indoor cook-outs.
Known for: An unhealthy obsession with cloning bounty hunters, Kamino
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Lost for countless aeons from all the cool records, until a rather nosey Jedi
by the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi rolled up for a local surfing competition,
Kamino is a planet totally coated with raging waters and clouded by stormy
skies. The lack of land makes it hard for the native Kaminoans to hold
barbecues at the best of times, so they have countered this problem by
building massive, stilt-legged domes to keep the populace safe from the
winds and well supplied in spare-ribs.
The capital of this wet and wild planet is Tipoca city, not to be confused
with Tapioca, or Tezcatlipoca; the former being something made from cassava
and the latter a rather scary Aztec God. Completely protected against
the outside elements, Tipoca city is a perfect example of the graceful
architecture that Kamino boasts in an effort to prevent the buildings
from being blown into next week. It is also the residence of the Prime
Minister of Kamino, Lama Su, who, like the city before, should in no way
be mistaken for the Dalai Lama, spiritual leader of Tibet.
Aside from surfing, great ribs and being the storm chasing capital of the not-so-known
worlds, Kamino is also prides itself on the ability to clone. Sheep, pet
cats, bounty hunters, you name it, they'll clone it. Indeed, so happy
are the Kaminoans to clone, that it's rumoured they clone holiday-makers,
there for the annual 'Super Surf party', just for laughs. It was during
one of these Surf party meets that Obi-Wan Kenobi discovered a secret
army of clones commissioned by the Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas. The template
was one Jango Fett; and what this said about Sifo-Dyas can only be speculated.
Clearly worried about the implications of the whole thing, the Kaminoans
threw the entire army into the care of the Jedi, and returned to surfing,
hot-dogs and cloning their neighbours.
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