Planet: Kessel.
Role: Chief Executioner and Inquisitor.

A member of Outpost 10F's ISA department, Osiris wants the world to know his blaster is really quite accurate. A past winner of the Top Gun award (for services to Tom Cruise... is that right? *re-reads notes*), Osiris shoots first and then shoots any questions. Don't mention the time this crack-shot's blaster was tampered with by Ewoks, and you might go home without singed trousers.

Walk this way, just please remain behind the blast doors for your own safety:

Why did you want to become a senator?

I got bored one day, and wanted a job where I could scream random words at the top of my voice and not seem out of place.

Why did you choose that planet?

Well, I've sent enough cheap labour their way, so they asked me to be their senator.

Describe your planet in five words or less.

Squalid for the workers, a first class resort destination for... well, me.

Describe yourself in five words or less.

Face, Gibbon, Orange, Banny banny!

And finally, a quote about pants:

"This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants."