Planet: Kamino.
Role: Mistress of Ceremonies and Festivals.

When not relaxing and sipping gin in the confines of the Disco Pocket, or hanging ten on the wild oceans of Kamino, Queen Demon can be found making her personal dossier into a fun and wacky place for all to enjoy. Never one to reveal her secrets, she hides her true appearance behind a plethora of guises. Just don't mention the great gin prohibition of 1998.

Queen Demon would like to draw your attention southward, where her comments are laid bare for your quiet contemplation:

Why did you want to become a senator?

Senator? I thought I was applying for the Outpost 10F swim team! Well, if you really wanna know I like being sneaky, and fiddling around with stuff behind people's back is sneaky... right? Alright, okay, I wanted to help... drat, you made me talk, now gimme the cake!

Why did you choose that planet?

It was either Kamino, Kashyyyk or Hoth. Hoth was too cold, Kashyyyk too hairy and Kamino just right. Plus, I like the water, storms, and the way you can make the poor Kaminoans dance to the disco Star Wars theme in Lego Star Wars.

Describe your planet in five words or less.

Ideal for water sports... dude.

Describe yourself in five words or less.

Bucktoothed, knock-knee'd, horsefaced, spacedog.

And finally, a quote about pants:

"He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording."