Planet: Nal Hutta.
Role: Head of the Department for the Provision of Jermans.

"Sign up for team trivia" - these are the voyages of starship Soka, her mission to make us all work as one and to eventually force the entire human race to walk around in pairs. Rumour has it she stops moving without coffee, hence the constant steam emerging from her portable Starbucks machine.

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Why did you want to become a senator?

Who said I wanted to? The Hutts forced me to as the seats in the Senate Chamber are slightly too... small for them :(

Why did you choose that planet?

Well... I had to jettison some of the Hutt's cargo once or twice...

Describe your planet in five words or less.

"Glorious Jewel": Gloomy and brown.

Describe yourself in five words or less.

Ewok in disguise.

And finally, a quote about pants:

"You're a jittery little pants, aren't you?"