1.7 BBY - Palpatine approves the plans to build a Death Star.
1.6 BBY - To celebrate the project, he goes to the Coral Vanda for the
weekend. He uses the Force to win an entire Sabbacc tournament. For
the last round, Lando Calrissian joins in. Lando, having been tipped
off by Karrde, carries an ysalamir and manages to break Palpatine's
bank completely. Tarkin objects and is restrained by security. He is
later released from custody and becomes a barman.
1.5 BBY - Palpatine uses a Force trick to stow away on a ship and
returns to Coruscant. Looking over the city that night, he thinks
about the Death Star and realises that he will never be able to build
it now. He throws himself down his apartment's air conditioning shaft
in despair. Meanwhile, Lando buys the Corporate Sector as a second
home and gives Karrde money to buy a Star Destroyer shipyard.
1.3 BBY - The Death Star project is abandoned due to severe lack of
funding. Darth Vader finds out about Palpatine's death and realises
that he is now the most powerful man in the galaxy. He gets wildly
drunk in the Outlander Club to celebrate and is later found asleep in
1 BBY - The Rebellion continues to gain support.
0.2 BBY - They wait on Yavin 4 for a few days and wonder why the Death
Star isn't showing up. Their supply Corellian Whiskey is being
depleted rather quickly and several pilots are getting worried.
0 BBY - Battle of Yavin. A stintaril chases a runyip through the
Massassi ruins. Outcome as of yet unknown. The Rebels wait for a while
longer, then grow bored due to lack of something to bet on. Janson
runs out of pastries and the Rebels pack up.
1 ABY - Luke and Leia have exams and go on leave. The Rebellion is put
1.2 ABY - With no Rebellion to crush, Vader is at a loss of what to
do. He devotes his time to threatening Senators and listening to
1.5 - 2.5 ABY - The Senate gets bored with being threatened every day.
One by one, the Senators go on an indefinite leave of absence. Most
find new jobs in Hutt Space.
3 ABY - Vader gets bored with Metallica and orders some Megadeth CDs.
The shipment is intercepted by a group of pirates. Vader goes to deal
out some punishment.
π ABY - Vader destroys the pirates, takes the CDs and goes to Naboo,
where he spends the rest of his life Force-choking Gungans.
3.4 ABY - The Senate janitor, Glenn, is left alone in the Senate
Hall. He decides that the galaxy cannot remain without a government,
and takes it upon himself to re-create the Senate. He seeks out the
Rebels and asks them for help, but they decide it's too much
paperwork. Glenn returns to Coruscant feeling disheartened. The Rebels
head to Hapes because Leia and Mon Mothma like how women are treated
there, while most of the pilots just like the women there.
4.2 ABY - Having run out of ideas, Glenn resorts to asking his wife,
Jaden Korr. She agrees to help him rebuild the Senate. The two of them
begin travelling across the galaxy, looking for planets to join their
Republic. Adumar, Corellia, Kessel and Tatooine join. Jaden takes
control of Korriban and joins, too.
5 ABY - Section 31 plots another takeover of OTF. Glenn forbids the
Senate to act. Osiris, Bria and Hobbie resign and foil the plot. Glenn
is angry and re-hires all three to deal with all the paperwork
6.1 ABY - Kami and Bria complain that with all the blaster marks and
smashed holo panels, the Cloud City Cantina needs to be repainted.
Hobbie shakes his head and mutters about artists. Hong vetoes the
original cyan and cerise colour scheme. Argument about the letter "C"
and its colour ensues. Subdued, Kami redecorates the Cantina in a new
6.7 ABY - Anth uses his lightsaber to make salad. Much anger and
argument when he mistakes the Wookiee delegations' suite decorations
for leaf vegetables. Hong takes the Wookiees' side and threatens to
execute Order 66. Glenn exercises emergency powers and calls in Iain
to calm the Wookiees down. Anth gives up vegetarian cooking.
7 ABY - Jaden manages to generate a vote of no confidence in Glenn due
to his lack of ability to keep her and her armoury under control.
Glenn resigns and Jaden becomes Supreme Chancellor.
7.1 ABY - Jaden takes Hobbie as her right-hand man. Hobbie refuses to
go to the Dark Side and sets a new record for being shot out and fired.
7.2 ABY - Jaden outlaws all Jedi and orders all Wookiees to be
enslaved. Grant dons a bikini and does a Britney Spears impression for Iain.
7.7 ABY - Squibs invade the
CCC. Osiris plays with thermal detonators. It takes 6 guards and a
Wookiee to restrain him. Anth offers to let the critters play in the sand
on Tatooine. They agree; Squib invasion redirected to the Sarlacc Pit.
8 ABY - Kami's star destroyer is stopped over Tatooine. Kami pleads
being a consular ship on a diplomatic mission. CT refuses to believe
her. She manages to evade his troops and shoulder the droids out of
the way. Anth finds her escape pod on Tatooine. Jaden is furious when
CT finds her secret plans. Once Jaden has managed to escape CT's
interrogation, Kami is sentenced to watching the entire OT over and
over again, in one room with Bria and Hobbie.
8.6 ABY - The key to Osiris' weapons locker goes missing. Kami is the
main suspect; she claims it was the Force. Hokey religions currently
9 ABY - Iain goes with Bria to arrest Hobbie. Hobbie states that he is
the Senate and after the ensuing fight, Iain has to be spoon-fed. Near
starvation due to overquoting the Matrix is passed off by Bria as a
9.5 ABY - More planets petition to join. After initial confusion about
rancors not being allowed as senators, AJ sends the rancor home and
joins the Senate as Senator of Onderon. Majin Kaze manages to put both
Hobbie and Bria on edge before it emerges that he is not Boba Fett,
and joins as Senator of Mandalore. Queen Demon arrives in a bathing
suit with plenty of hot dogs and gin and joins as Senator of Kamino.
Kamino and Tatooine begin establishing trading relationships.
The Senators now number nine and are dubbed "The Fellowship of Blaming".
9.8 ABY - Queen Demon's hot dogs and gin disappear. Hobbie is blamed
as the main suspect. He is later found sleeping it off in the corridor
outside his room. Hong calls for someone to take the sleeping carpet
out of the way.
10.2 ABY - Majin goes missing. Investigations lead to the Sarlacc pit
on Tatooine. Majin makes efficient use of a thermal and leaves a
crater where the Sarlacc used to be. Anth continues to deny
responsibility for the whole affair.
10.5 ABY - Bria and Queen Demon go to Hapes for a holiday. Isolder
hits on Queen Demon and drinks far too much gin with her. Bria
discusses pacifism with Hric Dahlney. Threkin Horm gets involved and
the argument gets violent. Janson collects bets, but Bria forbids him
to tell anyone the odds. AJ shows up, shoots both Bria and Queen Demon with
a Gun of Command, and takes them back to Outpost 10f.
11.3 ABY - Kami gets annoyed with Hobbie for out-arguing her again.
When he stops on Cloud City for repairs, she manages to capture him
and freeze him in carbonite. Majin takes the frozen Senator and brings
him to Iain's palace. Bria frees Hobbie from the carbonite and Iain
threatens to feed both to the Rancor. Bria is terrified. Hobbie offers
the Rancor an eating competition and it retreats in fear.
11.7 ABY - Outpost-wide bacta shortage due to trigger-happy ISA
officers. Queen Demon enters negociations with Thyferra. She sends
Osiris in as a diplomatic liaison. Osiris says something soothing.
Thyferrans are terrified; new deal is concluded and a steady, plentiful bacta supply assured for OTF.
12 ABY - Hobbie completes the Amazing Race in under 12 parsecs. Brady
is annoyed and blames Osiris for the Kessel run shortcut. Osiris gets
angry and hunts Brady down. Bria agrees to ship the spice that Brady
mines to Nal Hutta.
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